Episodes
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
Chelsea Clinton Fuck a Fan Challenge
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
Ev and Sophie sit down to shame presidential daughters, discuss online reactionaries, and reveal our own teenage social media presence. Take a shot every time we talk about Chelsea Clinton.
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
Pocahontas Was Italian
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
Tuesday Mar 12, 2019
It’s time to face the facts. Ev and Sophie discuss Melania conspiracy theories, venue accessibility, shocking documentary revelations about J. M. Barrie, and the importance of a safe space in which students can call their professors hot. Whoever robbed Ev, consider this your official warning.
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Investigative Journalism
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Tuesday Mar 05, 2019
Ev and Sophie log on to discuss adultery at the Oscars, which Jonas Brother is a lesbian, and marshmallow related choking deaths. Happy 18th birthday Ev!
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
Bernie Broads
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
Tuesday Feb 26, 2019
Ev and Sophie come out as Bernie Bros, address ground level podcast promotion, and discuss what it means to be a Pisces. #weareteamjordan
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
If That's Your Girl, Why is she Listening to Our Podcast?
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
Tuesday Feb 19, 2019
Ev and Sophie discuss Amazon's dashed plans for New York, SNL (the finest comedy television programme), Calvin Klein's ephebophilia, and Club Penguin's importance to northern indigenous communities. They have hot sauce in their bags (swag).
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Dick Science
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Ev and Sophie discuss what’s really killing the bees, predictions as to the proportions of Jeff Bezos’ dick, Valentine’s Day horror stories, and secret clues in Nancy Pelosi’s wardrobe choices.
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Super Bowl Champ LIII - Hilary Duff
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Ev and Sophie talk about unpaid digital labour, Wavves the punk landlord, their respective claims to legion hall royalty, and the true champion of the Super Bowl LIII - Hilary Duff. Lobster girls are the new horse girls.
Monday Jan 28, 2019
Should We Get a P.O. Box
Monday Jan 28, 2019
Monday Jan 28, 2019
Ev and Sophie review the new Weezer cover album, bicker about hate speech, dole out unsolicited relationship advice, and reveal DBM's (fickle) sports team affiliations. Send us stuff.
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Yeet The Rich
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Ev and Sophie take a break from battling the harsh Canadian winter to discuss Cardi B and the tone police, mason jar grifts, facial recognition conspiracy theories, and sucking dick to save the day.
Wednesday Jan 16, 2019
Sponsor Us East Side Marios
Wednesday Jan 16, 2019
Wednesday Jan 16, 2019
Ev and Sophie discuss Jeff Bezos' divorce, comedians who don't tip, and the mechanics of getting pregnant. This episode is not sponsored by East Side Marios.
We are not sorry for the dog noises throughout this recording.